Whats jokes
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."