What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
