Whats jokes
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Memes
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.