Whats jokes
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.