Whats jokes
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.