Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!