Whats jokes
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.