Whats jokes
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What has a dog?
People.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
That one stupid kid in class :
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
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Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.