Whats jokes
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Memes
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.