Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤