Whats jokes
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.