Whats jokes
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.