What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Whats Jokes
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
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