Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Memes
Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.