Whats jokes
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.