Whats jokes
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.