Whats jokes
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Little Johnny was at home and then he went to his grandma's house. He went there to cuss so he wouldn't get in trouble, and secretly, Grandma called his momma to come pick him up.
Momma asked what Little Johnny did, and she said he cussed and cussed and cussed. Granny had enough and called Mom again. Momma said Little Johnny was grounded for 2 weeks, and Little Johnny cussed some more. Now he grounded for 3 weeks.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"