Whats jokes
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Memes
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.