Whats jokes

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

What do you call an orphan’s picture?

A family photo.

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.

What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."

What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?

Stuart Little got chosen!

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

The criminal is wanted.

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?

Jesus got pegged against a cross.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

What’s the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.

What issues don't orphans have?

Daddy issues.

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.