Whats jokes
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.