Whats jokes

What do you call male mermaids?

Mer-butlers!

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?

Ra-men.

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

What is a superhero’s 🦸‍♀️ favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

What do crows use when they get a phone?

A "CAWing" card!

What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smelicopter.

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

What is a deaf person's favorite game?

Charades.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.