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Whats Jokes
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
