Whats jokes
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.