Whats jokes
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Whatβs missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse π say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! π§π
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What did the tree wear to the pool party π₯³?
Swimming trunks.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What is a superheroβs π¦ΈββοΈ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Whatβs a Cannibalβs Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"