Whats jokes

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise.

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: Excuse me?

Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.