Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!