What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Whats Jokes
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
