Whats jokes
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"