Whats jokes
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.