Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.