Whats jokes
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Memes
todoroki
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)