Whats jokes
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.