Whats jokes
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Memes
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.