Whats jokes
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What’s big and black on the road?
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.