Whats jokes
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.