Whats jokes

What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?

"Tom and Jerry!"

What did the meditating egg say?

A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

What’s the most artistic fruit?

Vincent mango.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

What goes in hard but comes out soft?

Gum.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

What did the icicle say to the snow?

"Why do you have to be so soft?"