Whats jokes
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.