Whats jokes
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.