Whats jokes
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.