Whats jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

What does every pirate hate?

A small chest with no booty.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!