Whats jokes
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What month has 28 days?
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).