What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Whats Jokes
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
