Whats jokes
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
So true though!!!
What did Obama ask Trump?
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What did I do with the internet?
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.