Whats jokes
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.