Whats jokes
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Memes
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."