Whats jokes

What is the biggest lie ever?

"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

What do Jesus and a painting have in common?

They hang by nails.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.