Whats jokes
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.