Whats jokes
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
My sister every morning
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!