Whats jokes

What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?

It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

What is an Irish kiss?

Fellatio from a gay Irishman.

What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?

"I'm sorry, I just had to."

What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?

A flower gets picked.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?

Stop imagining!