What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Whats Jokes
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What did the mouse π say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! π§π
What did the tree wear to the pool party π₯³?
Swimming trunks.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
Whatβs the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you wonβt believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Whatβs missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Whatβs the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
