Whats jokes
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
So true though!!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What did I do with the internet?
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.