Whats jokes
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.