What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Whats Jokes
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
