Whats jokes
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.