Whats jokes
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.