Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!