Whats jokes

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.

Do you know what my favorite time of day is?

6:30, hands down.

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

What is the best way to end a cookbook?

And that’s a wrap!

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?

A child with epilepsy.

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?

"Beehive yourselves!"

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?

A jump rope!

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.