Whats jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
what a nice man xx
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.