Whats jokes
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What did I do with the internet?
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
Memes
So true
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.