Whats jokes
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ my titties, and then I felt a shoe get shoved all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE’S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched, and got smacked in the face. Went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF r u starin at," I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I though this this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka