Whats jokes
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?