Whats jokes
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?