What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Whats Jokes
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
