Whats jokes
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!