Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.