Whats jokes
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Memes
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.