Whats jokes
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Memes
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.