Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.