Whats jokes
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.