Whats jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.