Whats jokes
Denise.
What more is there to say?
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.