What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Whats Jokes
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
