Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
My sister every morning
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"