Whats jokes
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.