Whats jokes
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Memes
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.