Whats jokes
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.