Whats jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator.

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?

Hitler knew when his career was over.

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"

The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"

The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"

The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"

The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!

Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!

The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.

The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

"Highway to Hell."

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bus full of children.

What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?

Chocolate arm.