Whats jokes
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.