What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
Whats Jokes
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
