Whats jokes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.