Whats jokes
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
oh no
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.