Whats jokes
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?