Whats jokes
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!