Whats jokes

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

Denise.

What more is there to say?

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

What has hands but can’t clap?

A thalidomide baby.

What a school shooter's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?

A man will actually look for the golf ball.

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.