Whats jokes
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.