What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Whats Jokes
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
