Whats jokes
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️