Whats jokes
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.