Whats jokes

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

What was JFK's favorite school TV show?

BrainPop.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?

Adolf Fit-ler.

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?

The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA because all the black guys are playing.