Whats jokes

Why can’t orphans play poker?

Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀

What happened when the man died? Yes.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?

H: It's similar to shoes.

A: White Vans.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

What do you get when you goblin with a shark?

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.