Whats jokes
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
idk what to put here
What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?
A baby stapled to ten trees.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!