Whats jokes

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.

What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.