Whats jokes
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!