Whats jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

What's the difference between babies and onions?

You don't cry cutting up babies.

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

What’s an emo's favorite singer?

Slash.

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Surprise.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.