Whats jokes

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?

I'm ta ping it, some ting won.

What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.

What do you call a rich Chinese child?

"Ching Ching..."

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin.

What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!

What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can phone home.

What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?

Telephone? No.

Television? No.

How then? Tell a woman!