Whats jokes

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

What goes down but not up?

An emo.

What is an emo's favorite movie?

The Suicide Squad.

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

What kind of air does Ariana breathe?

Helium?

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?

A man will actually look for the golf ball.

What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

Denise.

What more is there to say?

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

What's Kobe's favorite song?

"Helicopter Helicopter"

Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

What a school shooter's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.