Whats jokes
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
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What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.