Whats jokes

What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?

A fizzician.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

Denise.

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What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.