Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.