Whats jokes
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Memes
What Pringels see
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"