Whats jokes
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.