Whats jokes
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.