Whats jokes
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Memes
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What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.