Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.