What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Whats Jokes
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Denise.
What more is there to say?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
