Whats jokes
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Memes
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.