Whats jokes
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?