Whats jokes
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."