Whats jokes
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
lmao
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.