What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
Whats Jokes
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
