Whats jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Memes
What a nice floor we got here
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!