Whats jokes
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.