Whats jokes
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Memes
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"