Whats jokes
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.