Whats jokes
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Memes
On everything i did all this
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK