Whats jokes

What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.

Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.

What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

...A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

Her miscarriage.

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?

A: One uses one nail to hang.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

"Deja moo!"

What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?

His elbow.

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow balls.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.

What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The helicopter blade!

What do mice eat for dinner?

Mac n Cheese.

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!