Whats jokes
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Memes
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.