Whats jokes
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.