Whats jokes
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What goes inside and comes out wet?
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.