Whats jokes
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Memes
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.