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Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.