Whats jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?