Whats jokes
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.