Whats jokes

Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.

Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!

Wait, what Billy?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

Did you SEA what I did there?

GUY: Yes

Are you SHORE?

What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?

Vegetable soup.

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?

An Oreo.

What does Hellen Keller call her dog?

"NAUSHFBUYGWF"

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...

What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.

That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

What's long, brown, and sticky?

A stick.

What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?

"I Truss-ted you!"

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.