Whats jokes
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.