Whats jokes
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Memes
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"