Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What's the difference between a painting and Jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
