Whats jokes
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.