Whats jokes
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.