Whats jokes
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
A meme
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.