Whats jokes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Memes
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.