What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
Whats Jokes
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
