Whats jokes
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Memes
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.