Whats jokes

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look pretty flushed.

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

What is money called on the moon?

Mooney.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What is old, cold, and alone?

An orphan's parents.

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back.

What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.