Whats jokes
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.