What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Whats Jokes
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
