Whats jokes
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Memes
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.