Whats jokes
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Memes
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.