What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Whats Jokes
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
