Whats jokes
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Memes
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."