Whats jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

What do sex and food have in common?

Grandma makes both better.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

A Juan on Juan.

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

what do baby’s and grenades have in common?

They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise

What do you call a person with a flip flop?

My dad.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

What's a Ninja's worst fear?

Garmadon actually winning.

What did the evil chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?

Mother's Day and Father's Day.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.