Whats jokes
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.