Whats jokes
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Memes
*Cough cough*
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.