Whats jokes

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

What did the duck say to the drug dealer?

Gimme some of that quack!

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

What is money called on the moon?

Mooney.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.