Whats jokes
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.