Whats jokes
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.