Whats jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.