Whats jokes
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.