What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Whats Jokes
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
