Whats jokes
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin