Whats jokes
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!