Whats jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.