What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
