Whats jokes

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It's pasture your bedtime.

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.

What do you call an army of disabled people?

Special forces.

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

What do you call a zombie?

Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.

This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest.

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

A: A couch potato. HaHaHa

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

what do you call a cow that fell?

Ground beef.

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, she's still trying to open it...

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.