Whats jokes
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.