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What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.