Whats jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?
The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What runs but never stops?
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.