Whats jokes
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Memes
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇