Whats jokes
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.