Whats jokes
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.