Whats jokes
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?
They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.