Whats jokes
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.