Whats jokes

What do you call a basement full of SJW's?

A whine cellar.

What is a ghost's favorite cake?

I scream cake!

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

What do you call an Indian lesbian?

Mingeeta.

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me:...

Me: Bitch, please.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

What do you call an orphan? No home-o.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?

The clock actually comes back around.

What's an orphan's favorite band?

Foster the People 😂

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.