Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
