Whats jokes
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.