Whats jokes
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
The "what the flip is this" mobile!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.