Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻