Whats jokes
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Memes
lmfao true
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.