Whats jokes
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Memes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"