Whats jokes
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!