Whats jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
Memes
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!