Whats jokes
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.