Whats jokes
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!