What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
What happened to the blind man's son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What do polish people in 🇵🇱 Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call a autism kid with a gun?
Special forces
What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.