What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.đđđ
What is Hitler's favorite game?
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what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
Whatâs the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
