Whats jokes
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do Ethiopians and castanets have in common?
They go "Click click" "Clack clack".
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What is the address?
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.