Whats jokes
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What da dog doin'?
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call ball drama?
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.