Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. đ
What did the fish đ get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dadâs in the kitchen! Your momâs husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
Whatâs Bin Ladenâs favourite drink? Double Manhattan.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Im serious whats a "dad"?
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
Whatâs a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
