Whats jokes
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.