What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Whats Jokes
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldnât stand up?
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldnât climb up the stairs to heaven.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
"911, whatâs your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
âI think my daddy want to kill me,â the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughterâs voice.
