Whats jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Memes
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.