Whats jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."

what do you call a drunken sailer?

arrested.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

What do you call a Russian man with three balls?

'Whodya nikabollokov'

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

What do you call an orphan with a boner?

Porn.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.

What do you call a deaf animal?

Anything, it can't hear you.

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

The cow didn’t make it.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).

What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?

You can shut the book up.

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despesso.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.