Whats jokes

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin.

Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."

The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"

What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

What goes "Ooooooo"?

A cow with no lips.

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?

"Sandy cheeks."

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

What do you call a German man who can't see?

A not see.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”