Whats jokes

What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?

"Sandy cheeks."

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.

What goes "Ooooooo"?

A cow with no lips.

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.

What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?

They’re both in my bed.

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

What is the best game for a deaf person?

Charades.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

What do you call a boy Panera Bread?

Panera Balls.

If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

What was Jesus's favorite sport?

Lacrosse.