Whats jokes
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.