Whats jokes

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.

So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.

Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)

Frank: Yo

Fred: Hi...

Frank: U heard about de competition?

Fred: Yeah...

Frank: You wanna hang out?

Fred: .......

Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.

Fred: ...I(

Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.

Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.

What is Africa's most famous sport?

The Hunger Games.

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.

What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .

what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?

one has a point.

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.

Friend: What were the tests about?

Me: Japan.

What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What is black and white and is dead?

My Chemical Romance.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"