Whats jokes

What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?

A hambone.

What do you call a retreat in war?

A backup plan.

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

What did the two paintings say after a long battle?

Let's call this one a draw.

What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?

Snowballs.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?

A. A boner.

What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?

A steamed vegetable.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."

He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*