Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!