What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Whats Jokes
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
