Whats jokes
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ my titties, and then I felt a shoe get shoved all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE’S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched, and got smacked in the face. Went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF r u starin at," I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I though this this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.