Harder Than Steel

This joke plays on the idea that Michael Jackson, known for his dancing, would be very 'hard' to catch on a playground. It's a bit silly and relies on a play on words, using 'hard' in a literal and figurative way.

• Michael Jackson
• Steel
• Music
• Celebrity
• Dance
• Playground

• What's harder than steel? Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
• What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common? They are both hard.
• What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him? “Just beat it! Just beat it!”
• What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!