Whats jokes
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.