Whats jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!