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What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
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Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground? A bolder choice.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."