Whats jokes
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
Memes
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Whatβs George Floydβs favorite color? Neon black.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome whoβs on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"