Whats jokes
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Memes
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?
A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.