Whats jokes
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
Memes
God is you... If you have a dog
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.