Whats jokes
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.