Whats jokes
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.