Whats jokes
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.