Whats jokes
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.