Whats jokes
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
What is the highest number?
420.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!