Whats jokes
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Memes
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”