Whats jokes
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do sped gymnasts wear?
A Reotard.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
wear sweatpants.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
What is the highest number?
420.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.