What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Whats Jokes
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
