Whats jokes
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Memes
Defenity peeing with an erection
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.