Whats jokes
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Memes
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!