Whats jokes
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.