Whats jokes
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Memes
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.