Whats jokes
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"