Whats jokes
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.