What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
Whats Jokes
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
