Whats jokes
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Memes
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.