Whats jokes
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Memes
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.