Whats jokes
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"