Whats jokes
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Memes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.