Whats jokes
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.