What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
