Whats jokes
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.