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What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.