Whats jokes

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?

Nemo was eventually found.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray!”

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?

A stroke of luck :)

What is a briefcase?

A short lawsuit.

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

The vegetable gets picked.

What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

Hangman.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"

Friend #2: "Apples"

Me: "I can hang myself in them."

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.