Whats jokes
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Memes
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.