Whats jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.