Whats jokes

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

What do you call a rooster lollipop?

A cock sucker!

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?

What store does an orphan hate?

Family Tree.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?

The tomato gets picked.

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.