Whats jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.