Whats jokes
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.