Whats jokes
What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.