Whats jokes
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N