Whats jokes
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"