Whats jokes
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
Memes
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."