What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Whats Jokes
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
