Whats jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?

The tomato gets picked.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

What store does an orphan hate?

Family Tree.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.

If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.