What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
Whats Jokes
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What's black and white?
History.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
