Whats jokes

What type of work can orphans do? Homework.

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.

There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"

What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?

Snowballs.

What do you call a paralyzed turtle?

Shell shocked.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?

Kids play with both of them.

What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?

Do you want to hang later?

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.