Whats jokes
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
Memes
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?