Whats jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"