Whats jokes
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."