Whats jokes
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.