Whats jokes
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death?
No funeral costs.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.