Whats jokes
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.