Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Whats Jokes
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
