Whats jokes
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Memes
Let's learn arabic!
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.