Whats jokes
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
Memes
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.