Whats jokes
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Memes
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.