Whats jokes
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Memes
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.