Whats jokes
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.