Whats jokes
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.