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What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"