Whats jokes
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What part of the vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair.
What has four legs and one arm? A doberman at the playground.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.