Whats jokes
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.