Whats jokes
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Memes
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see itβs empty?
O I C U R M T
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.