Whats jokes
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Memes
what the dawg doing
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.