Whats jokes
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Memes
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.