Whats jokes
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
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