Whats jokes
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.