Whats jokes
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
welp u alr know what it is
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.