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What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What did a
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.