Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Memes
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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.