Whats jokes
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.