Whats jokes
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Memes
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.