Whats jokes
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Memes
bro what?
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.