Whats jokes
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
what a nice man xx
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”