What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
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What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
