Whats jokes
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Memes
get this one guys
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.