Whats jokes
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
welp u alr know what it is
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.