Whats jokes
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!