What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Whats Jokes
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊