Whats jokes
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.